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As the misery of Madonna’s divorce is about to go public, singer elects to bring toy boy to Oscars

As the New York Supreme Court – which is open to the Mr and Mrs Joe Shmo – decides next month whether to approve Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s child custody arrangements, Madonna is forging ahead with a different kind of child custody. She’s planning to take Brazilian hunk Jesus Luz, 22,  to the Oscars  on Sunday and “out” their relationship.

“Madonna is planning on using the Oscars’ Vanity Fair party to introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend, and she wants everything to be perfect!” said a source.

Incidentily, Jesus Luz has a tattoo on his back. It reads: “Jesus Luz.” In case of confusion?

Meanwhile on planet earth, details of the couple’s divorce  – including such fun facts as how often the kids have to attend synagogue and whether Guy Ricthie has a fast enough internet connection so Madonna can reach the kids easily when they are in his Wiltshire, England home, are also about to out themselves.

Madonna is 50.

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One Response to “As the misery of Madonna’s divorce is about to go public, singer elects to bring toy boy to Oscars”

1. Musictoob Renewing marriage vows signalled end for Madonna and Guy
   at 4:01 am on February 27th, 2009

   [...] fact that Madonna and Guy Ritchie renewed their wedding vows last summer may have signalled the beginning of the end [...]

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