While Musictoob does not like to scorn young love, surely Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden has invited disaster by blabbing on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Tuesday morning about his wonderfully “supportive” girlfriend Paris Hilton.

• “I’m so beyond happy,” he gabbled. “When you’re that happy, you think about everything. She’s my best friend. I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore. When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away. Your work gets better and everything you do, you have someone supporting you, and she’s that for me. I’ve never been supported so much. I’m a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it’s great, you know.

What could possibly go wrong?