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An author’s revealed a few of the names he learned Britney Spears assumes when she stays in hotels. Ladies and Gentlemen–this is a glimpse into the pink-purple, unicorn-riding princess Trapper Keeper of Britney’s very soul.
Steve Dennis, in the course of doing research for a new Spears biography, found these names and donated them to the internet. And they’re hilarious.
“Queen of the Fairy Dance” – because that’s not suspicious at all.
“Mrs. Abra Cadabra” – Abra Cadaver would be more fun.
“Alotta Warmheart” – Not Fagina?
The best part of this is that she probably gets junk mail from Best Western every day addressed “Ms. Of-The-Fairy-Dance.” Britney stays in Best Westerns, cause she’s real like that.
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