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Britney Spears’ fake names for hotel stays revealed

britney2An author’s revealed a few of the names he learned Britney Spears assumes when she stays in hotels. Ladies and Gentlemen–this is a glimpse into the pink-purple, unicorn-riding princess Trapper Keeper of Britney’s very soul.

Steve Dennis, in the course of doing research for a new Spears biography, found these names and donated them to the internet. And they’re hilarious.

“Queen of the Fairy Dance” – because that’s not suspicious at all.

“Mrs. Abra Cadabra” – Abra Cadaver would be more fun.

“Alotta Warmheart” – Not Fagina?

The best part of this is that she probably gets junk mail from Best Western every day addressed “Ms. Of-The-Fairy-Dance.” Britney stays in Best Westerns, cause she’s real like that.

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One Response to “Britney Spears’ fake names for hotel stays revealed”

  1. Dent
    at 10:55 am on August 10th, 2010

    I don’t like her style and her music, too.

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Justin Mathews
By Justin Mathews
October 2nd, 2009