You are walking through London’s Soho. If you are not an Albanian gangster or a sex trafficked Romanian 15-year-old, chances are you are some sort of media wanker. You also seem to have a Belarusian granny’s head-scarf tied around your midriff. Your Chernobyl waist fashion is not cutting it. Pondering these depressing facts, you suddenly [...]

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Amy Winehouse triumphantly bucked all expectations at the V Festival this weekend. Not by being incoherent and scaring children away, but by actually being there and not crawling around a London opium den sniffing out mice to kiss instead. (Now that’s what I call a pub snack! ) Her shambling performance at the Weston [...]

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Alanis Morissette “rocked” the V Festival in Chelmsford UK this weekend, but seasoned Morissette watchers believed the ex triathlete ’s once svelte appearance had changed somehow.
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Geri Halliwell on her latest macrobiotic, pulse-juice, bean-sprout water, tantric, power-flying, air-based diet has made herself confused. I think if you flipped up her scalp, it might be a bit like looking at a shrunken head in the Pitt Rivers Museum. The Halliwell version is leathery and full of hot pebbles and sand, with possibly [...]

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Paul McCartney got the press excited earlier today by standing still in a London street with his newish squeeze, American heiress, Nancy Shevell. The former Beatle took her to a restaurant that he once took Heather Mills to. Keep up at the back! The McCartney/Shevell duo have just returned from a month long road trip [...]

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Another Geldof sister with an improbable name is making headlines now. Fifi Trixibelle, (probably the sagest of the lot at the grand old age of 25 - and yes that is her in the picture) is reported to be “stunned” by her younger sister’s strange attention-grabbing behaviour. This all comes from  Fifi’s facebook status, which [...]

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Pop singer, Rihanna, has knocked Katy Perry off the top of the US singles charts, after the latter spent seven weeks at number one. How smug is Rihanna right now, wandering around Barbados looking hot in exotically printed bikinis? ‘Disturbia’, taken from the singer’s five million-selling Good Girl Gone Bad album, climbs from three to [...]

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