Ekaterina’s Gran lays into Ronnie Wood

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Ekaterina’s Gran lays into Ronnie Wood

Ekaterina Ivanova’s flame-haired granny, Lyudmila Ivanova, 75, has condemned her relationship with ageing rocker, Ronnie Wood calling him a “monstrosity” and an “ugly and disgusting creature”. She has told her granddaughter not to marry Wood at any cost. Talking to the Sun, who actually bothered to go Kazakhstan to procure this thrilling story, Lyudmila said this: “To me this is pure idiocy. She should get her head screwed on. If Katia asked me for some advice, I’d tell her he’s obviously using you to make himself believe he’s still potent at his age. But looking at him, do you think he’s got anything potent there? When I first saw him on TV, I was so horrified I nearly fell off my chair.” By potent, does she mean Wood looks unable to sire children, or looks unable to bang her granddaughter properly? Euwgh. Gran! Please…Below is a photo of Ekaterina in more innocent times, when she was marginally younger than she is now and with a different type of rat on her shoulder.