Tom Jones busking by the Thames. Whatever next? If I was walking along and bumped into that situation I’d be as pissed off as all hell. Imagine, if you were in a rush, (and all Londoners are in a rush), it would be nigh on impossible to get past that Welsh sound barrier. That is clearly why nobody, but nobody, is cracking a smile. Or even a facial expression. If the faces don’t give it all away, his empty guitar case does. Not a penny. The British public aren’t that stupid, they’re not going to give their money away to a multi-millionaire, for crying out loud. Even if it is ‘for charity’. There’s a recession on, Jones.

Apparently, Kelly Osbourne and her teenager boyfriend, the model Jake Worrall are to tie the knot. Obviously hacked off that fellow daughter-of-famous-father, Peaches Geldof, has already got in there on the nuptials front, Osbourne is reportedly edging to follow suit. Worrall let the cat out the bag by announcing it on his facebook page, which as announcing marriages go, is only one step away from Bebo-style interacting. That is: pretty juvenile. Hang on, considering his tender age, he probably already has a Bebo profile. What am I thinking? Well, currently the only thing I know about 18 year old Worrall is the fact he got his cock out for ID magazine and there are millions of pictures of him and Kels eating each others faces off. As he is at his sexual peak, that is understandable. She’s 23 though, which disproves the simple theory that women like older men until they catch up mentally. Probably she’s just all about the totty aspect, which is also fine. But marriage? Is that an OK magazine spread beckoning?

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Kelly Osbourne gets shitfaced, photographed and video’d

Posh and Becks are officially shameless in their pursuit of fame. They managed to get a dinner date with Madonna last night at LA’s Nobu restaurant, as this cut and paste picture, courtesy of the Daily Mail, tries to testify. We all know Madge loves the English. Now she’s kicked Guy Ritchie’s ass to the curb, maybe she misses her British man meat, and wants to try out one who is really good at his job? If it means press, I’m pretty sure Victoria would be willing to be generous. Doubtless, with the Beckhams combining their forces together, Madge stands a chance of gleaning an intelligible sentence from her hosts. As in, they must achieve an average person’s IQ when their brains double up. It is obvious Madonna’s standards aren’t that exacting anyhow; a woman who is said to be so smitten with her rumored Yankee lover, Alex Rodriguez, that she informed a close pal (and the Chicago Sun Times) he “has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body.” Can you imagine the fascinating conversations this threesome managed until they’d got enough paparazzi to show up?

Guy Ritchie hits back at Madonna

Madonna Divorce Meltdown

Charles R Cross’s new book Cobain Unseen trawls the grunge singer’s legend for new and sometimes interesting facts (for instance: the singer regularly drank the brand of strawberry milk in this picture because he thought it would settle his upset stomach.) The book also includes some previously never before glimpsed images (including pics with beat writer William S Burroughs) - the best of which are reproduced here after the jump.

This picture features Kurt Cobain in the living room of his apartment on Spaulding Avenue Los Angeles in 1992. This photograph was taken weeks after he married Courtney Love in Hawaii. During this period Cobain wrote most of In Utero.

This polaroid was taken around 1990 when he wrote most of the songs that appeared on breakthrough album Nevermind. The kitten in the picture is named Spina Bifida

Cobain appears alongside William S Burroughs in this August 1994 shot at Burroughs’ home in Kansas.

Mariah Carey has opened up about why she declined to have sex with her now-husband Nick Cannon until they were wed. “It’s not that we had no intimacy, we just didn’t have complete intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings.I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.” See Mariah dressed as a fireman after the jump.

Appearing at a Fashion Cares fundraiser in Canada, Katy Perry got less than she bargained for when her dress began to unravel mid performance. As she fell to her knees during a lusty performance of new single Hot N Cold, the halterneck strap on her satin dress pinged off to reveal the singer’s breasts. The singer rushed off stage to correct the problem. in other news: the I Kissed A Girl singer recently confessed to a love of antiqueing. More pics after the jump.