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Am I the only woman on this planet who would rather stab herself in both eyes with a bic pen, than have to witness a tender Liam Gallagher? He’s bad enough as just a regular asshole. But now, Liam Gallagher is officially ‘sophisticated’, after dining out in Italy and not insulting anyone or getting rancidly hammered. “With a child-like grin on his face, the Oasis lead singer blew out the single candle on his cake as Nicole, who he married on Valentine’s Day, watched on with a matching smile,” wrote the Daily Mail.“Liam is gorgeous - love his new hair like that - Nicole is one lucky chick!” says Caroline from London. I bet Caroline makes big bubbles when she dots i and j and wears Impulse.
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