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Posh and Becks are officially shameless in their pursuit of fame. They managed to get a dinner date with Madonna last night at LA’s Nobu restaurant, as this cut and paste picture, courtesy of the Daily Mail, tries to testify. We all know Madge loves the English. Now she’s kicked Guy Ritchie’s ass to the curb, maybe she misses her British man meat, and wants to try out one who is really good at his job? If it means press, I’m pretty sure Victoria would be willing to be generous. Doubtless, with the Beckhams combining their forces together, Madge stands a chance of gleaning an intelligible sentence from her hosts. As in, they must achieve an average person’s IQ when their brains double up. It is obvious Madonna’s standards aren’t that exacting anyhow; a woman who is said to be so smitten with her rumored Yankee lover, Alex Rodriguez, that she informed a close pal (and the Chicago Sun Times) he “has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body.” Can you imagine the fascinating conversations this threesome managed until they’d got enough paparazzi to show up?
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