Musictoob Madonna looks like bodybuilder on new tour

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Madonna looks like bodybuilder on new tour

This is the result of 23 years hard work by international scientists. They fused together Romanian folk, rave, dance, ancient Hebrew scriptures, 18 hour cardio-workouts, breakfast smoothies, a lot of bad movies, one crucifix, the entire gay population of New York, a couple of small African quasi-orphans, one mockney geezer and finally created an international pop superstar with a groin that probably eats small dogs for breakfast. Madonna was unveiled in Wales on Saturday at the kick-off to of her “Sticky and Sweet” tour. A show billed as a musical mismash of “gangsta pimp”. I’m not sure what that means exactly, but there was flamenco and pole-dancing and sequins and just loads of other dirty stuff.

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