Monday round up: Madonna, Tina Fey, Paula Abdul sandwich!

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Monday round up: Madonna, Tina Fey, Paula Abdul sandwich!

Paula Abdul's tits All sorts of nonsense after the jump.

Weekend Box Office Totals: 1. “Valentine’s Day,” $52.4 million, 2. “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief,” $31.1 million, 3. “The Wolfman,” $30.6 million, 4. “Avatar,” $22 million, 5. “Dear John,” $15.3 million. / AP, NYP18, DN12, USAT5B

In an explosive interview porn star Joslyn James claims that she was pregnant twice with Tiger Woods’ baby. James says that she miscarried her first pregnancy around the same time Elin Nordegren gave birth to Sam and aborted the second pregnancy close to the birth of Woods’ second child Charlie. The interview will air tonight on “Inside Edition”. / NYP6

Paula Abdul is dropping hints she’ll be joining former “American Idol” colleague Simon Cowell on his new Fox show, “The X Factor,” in fall 2011. / NYP75

The day before Nodar Kumaritashvili died on a training run, the Georgian luge slider told his father that the ultra-fast course terrified him. / NYP3

Nearly 68 million viewers tuned in for Friday’s opening-night Winter Olympic ceremonies in Vancouver. / NYP76, USAT5B

Madonna, who’s been divorced twice, is going to be on the upcoming reality show “The Marriage Ref,” where celebrities and a referee try to help couples in conflict. / AP, NYP75, USAT5B

The director of Madonna’s Raising Malawi foundation is denying that there is a land dispute over the charity’s planned $15 million girls academy, calling reports that some villagers feel the project is displacing them “erroneous.” / AP

Tina Fey tells this month’s issue of Vogue that she received terrifying death threats because of her imitation of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. / NYP17

Kim Kardashian can now add TV producer to her list of credits. Kardashian executive-produced “The SPINdustry,” a special starring entertainment publicists Jonathan Cheban and Simon Huck. The show will air following the season finale of “Keep Up With The Kardashians” on Feb. 21. / NYP11

Gia Allemand, one of the three finalists hoping to snag the final rose from Jake Pavelka on “The Bachelor,” already has a new boyfriend. The New York native recently had dinner with her on-and-off boyfriend of two years Dominick Pierno, owner of Lavatola restaurant in Lynbrook, LI. / NYP10

Lee Alexander McQueen’s ex-partner George Forsyth says that he wants NYC’s fashionistas to stop crying over the designer’s death. “The truth is the fashion world is the loneliest place on the face of the planet,” Forsyth says. “It’s a shallow world full of party people and party ‘friends.’ Lee knew that.” / DN14

Kevin Smith says a pilot ejected him from a Southwest Airlines flight from Oakland to Burbank, Calif., saying he didn’t fit properly in a single seat. Smith vented on his Twitter page saying, “I’m way fat, but I’m not there just yet,” and “If you look like me, you may be ejected from Southwest Air.” He posted a picture of himself sitting on the plane with his cheeks puffed out. / AP

Shakira shared a cozy meal with tennis star Rafael Nadal in Spain last week, sparking rumors that there is a love match between the two. “There was just two of them at the table together. They were whispering and all smiles,” says a source. / NYP10

Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel attended Broadway’s “Next To Normal” on Thursday night. / DN14

Mary-Kate Olsen was asked twice by security to put her cigarette out while partying at Marquee over the weekend. / DN14

Photos in the Post: Paris Hilton at a photo shoot for a new beer called Devassa, Sophia Bush and Molly Sims sitting together at fashion week. /NYP11

Photos in the Daily News: Madonna and Jesus Luz attending a parade in Rio de Janeiro with Lourdes and Mercy on Valentine’s Day, Ke$ha at fashion week. / DN14, DN15

Jessica Szohr shot down rumors of a breakup this weekend telling the Daily News that her “boyfriend is traveling, but hopefully he’ll make it back to NYC [for Valentine’s Day] in time.” / DN14

The second revolution of “We Are the World,” which brought a total of 88 voices together, made its debut on Friday during the 2010 Olympic Winter Games opening ceremony. / USAT5B

Ke$ha and “Housewife” Kelly Bensimon partied with designer Stacey Bendet at a Fashion Week party on Saturday night. / DN15

Musician Doug Fieger, who sang the 1979 hit “My Sharona,” died Sunday after a battle with cancer. He was 57. / AP, NYP6

Dick Francis, the best-selling British thriller writer and former champion jockey, died on Sunday at the age of 89. / AP

Lucille Clifton, a National Book Award-winning poet and Pulitzer finalist, died this weekend at the age of 73. / AP, USAT5B

Two were people killed when a truck ran head-on into a tour bus carrying members of country singer Trace Adkins’ band. Authorities say five band members were treated for minor injuries. Adkins was not on the bus. / AP