Monday round up: Michael Douglas, Alec Baldwin, Snooki and the Rockford Files

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Monday round up: Michael Douglas, Alec Baldwin, Snooki and the Rockford Files

Michael Douglas with Catherine Zeta Jones + Vanity Fair All the filth in one handy bucket, after the jump.

Weekend Box Office Totals: 1. “Shutter Island,” $22.2 million, 2. “Cop Out,” $18.6 million, 3. “The Crazies,” $16.5 million, 4. “Avatar,” $14 million, 5. “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief,” $9.8 million. / AP, NYP7, DN10, USAT1D

A source says that Tiger Woods is receiving private therapy sessions out of a home in Cave Creek, Ariz. and that Woods himself has been staying at the house. In other news, after spending almost a week with her husband, Elin Nordegren returned home to Florida without the golfer. / NYP11, DN10

Katie Holmes has been undergoing intense Scientology “auditing” sparking rumors that she’s being prepared for her second baby with Tom Cruise. “This is exactly what happened before she got pregnant with Suri,” a source says. “It is almost as if she is being prepared for it.” / NYP10

Jay Leno will return to NBC’s “Tonight Show” this evening hoping to regain his late-night ratings dominance. / NYP67, DN4

Marie Osmond’s 18-year-old son Michael Blosil jumped to his death Friday night from a downtown Los Angeles apartment building. / AP, USAT1D

Prosecutors may call Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Denise Richards, to testify about an alleged beating incident that is similar to claims made by his current wife, Brooke Muller. / DN3

NBC is said to be working on a weekly version of “Bridget Jones,” the single-girl romantic comedy made famous in two movies staring Renee Zellweger. / NYP69

Taylor Momsen will perform at this summer’s Warped Tour serving as lead vocalist for the band Pretty Reckless. / NYP10

Film critic Roger Ebert says computer programmers have captured his voice from movie commentary tracks so he can type what he wants to say and listeners hear a voice that sounds like him. His voice will be heard predicting Oscar winners on a segment of “The Oprah Winfrey Show” airing Tuesday. / AP, DN62, DN10

The Academy of Motion Picture and Sciences is considering taking action against a producer of best-picture nominee “The Hurt Locker” who went against the organization’s Oscar campaigning rules. The producer broke the rule prohibiting sending mailings that “attempt to promote any film or achievement by casting a negative light on a competing film or achievement.” / USAT1D

“Snookova” is ready to give “Snooki” a run for her money. A newly planned Russian-American reality show titled “Brighton Beach” aims to be a cross between “Jersey Shore” and “Anna Karenina.” Several cable networks have already expressed interest in the show. / NYP3

Falling ice caused two ceiling windows to come crashing down at Sony’s Purim event at Solo on Saturday night. “Jersey Shore” stars Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Vinny Guadagnino were on the dance floor fist pumping when the crash occurred. “We thought the dj was beating hardcore but nope,” Snooki tweeted. “The roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin.” / DN15

Gabourey Sidibe became noticeably upset this weekend during an acceptance speech given by Lee Daniels at the NAACP awards ceremony. The “Precious” director told the crowd that he had no idea that anyone in Hollywood would want to “see a movie about a 350-pound black girl who had HIV.” / DN14

Women were reportedly fighting to chat with Jason Momoa, who’s being lined up to star in a remake of “Conan the Barbarian.” Marisa Tomei was flirting outrageously with him but he left at the end of the night with Zoe Kravitz and her father. / NYP11

USA Today picked up PEOPLE’s report that Jim Carrey became a grandfather this weekend. / USAT1D

Photos in the Post: Lady Gaga dines at Mr. Chow wearing a silver lobster headpiece, Peter Dinklage walking his dog in the West Village. / NYP11

Photos in the Daily News: Lady Gaga dines at Mr. Chow wearing a silver lobster headpiece, J-Woww celebrating her 25th birthday party, Snooki and Vinny Guadagnino at Solo, Chris Noth at Solo on Saturday night, Victoria’s Secret Angels at a photo shoot for the Body by Victoria collection. / DN14, DN15, DN10

Alec Baldwin joked that he was a bit befuddled when he got the offer to host this year’s Oscars. “Adam Shankman called me to ask if I’d host with Steve Martin and I had to make sure he had the right number,” Baldwin said. “So I said, ‘You know who you’re calling right? This is 212.’”/ DN14

Michael Douglas tells Vanity Fair that although his acting career has been golden his family life has been less than sterling. / NYP7

“High Society” star Jules Kirby refused to come to the show’s premiere party at SL the other night because she was “upset with her portrayal” on the show. / NYP10

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Sean “Diddy” Combs and Alex Rodriguez headed to Scarpetta in Miami last week where the group chowed down on bowls of spaghetti. After dinner they headed to club LIV, where they hung out until 2 a.m. and ate more pasta. / NYP11

Justin Bieber was spotted eating Sour Patch Kids in the lobby of Allegria Hotel in Long Beach. / NYP10

Penn Badgley was spotted having a night out with a pal at Republic on Wednesday night. / DN14

Queen Latifah, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cindy Crawford, Joe Biden and Mitt Romney were among those who snatched up the Ralph Lauren US Olympics team hat before it could hit shelves. / NYP10

Dermot Mulroney has been cast to play Jim Rockford this fall on NBC’s remake of “The Rockford Files.” / NYP67