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Taking to the street for those construction workers who are too lazy to make it to a lap-dancing club, Pink and her assassin bling right hand jerk off a lonely lamp-post. Ms. Tank Girl-meets-somebody’s sherry-guzzling-auntie has beaten Oasis to get her first number one in the UK single charts for six years. “Pink’s ‘So What’ climbed up from 38, while Oasis’s new song ‘The Shock of The Lightning’ failed to get past Kings of Leon, last week’s chart toppers” said BBC news. The nipple tape standing in to cover up the horns.
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