Musictoob Robbie Williams takes a break from alien-watching for MTV Awards

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Robbie Williams takes a break from alien-watching for MTV Awards

The Alien Master/Mad Scientist himself is about to make a comeback reports the Daily Star. According to reports, Robbie Williams is due to make an appearance at the MTV Awards in Liverpool next month. He will teleport from Los Angeles so that he is only away from his serious work for one evening - the UFOs won’t wait for him while he goes off and enjoys himself y’know. He is back together with his hot totty, Ayda Field , pictured above. Said sources: “Ayda asked what would be good to wear in the north-west in November.” The answer is of course one lycra skirt two sizes too small, no tights, some fake tan and a couple of Argos hoop earrings. High five!

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