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Scarlett’s too hot for singing anyway

Scarlett Johansson is corset-clad for the new Dolce & Gabbana Cosmetics ad writes JUSTIN MATHEWS. In these uncertain times for the record and movie industries, it’s good to know one can still eke out a living from being blonde and owning breasts. Reps for Gabbana say she was “beautiful” and “easygoing,” which explicitly dooms her music career. We propose a treaty; more partnerships with Italian fashionmongers, and we’ll forgive ScarJo for making Jeff Buckley roll in his grave.

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