Amy Winehouse triumphantly bucked all expectations at the V Festival this weekend. Not by being incoherent and scaring children away, but by actually being there and not crawling around a London opium den sniffing out mice to kiss instead. (Now that’s what I call a pub snack! ) Her shambling performance at the Weston [...]

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The freshly-married Peaches Geldof, 19, flew back from America yesterday, without her new hipster husband Maxwell Drummey, 23. According to press reports, she was summoned back to London by her dad, Sir Bob Geldof, who is described as being “incandescent with rage” about his daughter getting hitched last Tuesday, after a four week relationship. You’ve [...]

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Blake Fielder Civil has been found guilty of attacking a pub landlord and attempting to pervert the course of justice. Fielder Civil, 26, will serve 18 months in jail having already served nine months awaiting trial. Amy Winehouse was not present for sentencing. But guess who was? Musictoob’s old pal, “mystery blonde” Sophie Schandorff.
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Surely everyone saw this one coming. When it was announced hopeless drug addict Amy Wihouse was to leave hospital to attend Glastonbury, otherwise nown as Europe’s Number One Festival of Druglar Activity, a three year old could have predicted the results. Sure enough, La Winehouse freaked out at the festival, hit a fan and then, [...]

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According to quote machine Mitch - seen in this curiously telling picture - his only daughter has contracted emphysema as a result of her drug use. “‘The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her,’ he was quoted as saying in the [...]

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Amy Winehouse, 24, has an irregular heartbeat after she collapsed at home on Monday. And the cause could be her drug habit. Crack narrows blood vessels and raises blood pressure. It is toxic to the heart muscle, causing an irregular beat. “A heart attack is one of the most common ways for the drug [...]

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Amy Winehouse’s on going drug habits are playing havoc with her complexion, reports The Daily Mail. The singer’s scabrous appearance was pictured while lashing out at photographers yesterday, after she missed a scheduled visit with her husband, currently in Pentonville Prison, London awaiting trial for GBH and perverting the course of justice. The fact that [...]

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