Madonna, in disguise as pop royalty, has entered her final transformation phase before becoming the hybrid cross of the Alien Queen and Jeff Goldblum’s The Fly. Any minute now a 1986 Sigourney Weaver is going to storm the corner and finish the job, Kabbalah or no Kabbalah. As part of the Queen’s plan, she is [...]

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Ronnie Wood, 61, is pictured here waiting to see his lawyer for a four hour pow wow concerning his lovelife and the financial implications thereof. Mr Wood is determined to continue his perhaps ill-advised affair with Russian teenage waitress Ekaterina. Unfortunately his wife, Jo, does not feel the same way and would prefer it if [...]

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Getting your oats away with a girl barely out of her teens at the age of 61 is sadness personified. It’s like when you see those crumple-trousered men, with nicotine stained hair, stumble into the betting shop at 11 in the morning. Or the pee-stench of the old guy on the bus who tries to [...]

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Rumours have swirled around the troubled marriage of Madonna, 49 and Guy Ritchie, 39, for years. But today the Daily Mirror has announced that both parties are consulting lawyers - Madonna has sought out Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney - after a year of marriage crisis. A friend said last night: “They were both very calm. [...]

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Christoper Ciccone is publishing a “brutal”, “graphic” and “devastating” bio of Madonna, the sister he accompanied throughout the Truth or Dare movie in 1991. It’s rumoured the siblings fell out when Madonna married Guy Ritchie, because Ritchie is “uncomfortable around queens” said Rupert Everett. (Ritchie has denied the claim). Ciccone has collaborated with British journo [...]

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It appears that Amy Winehouse may be pulling back from the brink of absolute disaster. The troubled singer has taken up with a clean cut “Mummy’s boy from Gloucestershire” and has told deadbeat husband Blake Fielder Civil that their marriage is over. Alex Haynes is her manager’s assistant - is he ever committed to his [...]

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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are still together as this weird photograph clearly proves. The couple were spending a rare night out on the town after attending the premiere of Paltrow’s new movie Iron Man.

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