Guess what? Madonna is a driven careerist in love with her own celebrity! Plus, she has great thighs. [I Don't Like You In That Way]
Teenager Peaches Geldof spends some quality time with her husband – and we have the photos! [Daily Mail]
Look at this picture of Lindsay Lohan – isn’t she grand? [The Superficial]
Beyonce on [...]

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Jay Z has been learning how to take himself very seriously. Is this the fault of Beyonce, the woman who needs white linen laid out all over the floor and her staff to evaporate like snip-snappy genies whenever she appears lest their non superstar faces offend her. The Mirror newspaper reports on Jay Z’s prima [...]

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That is the assertion of Nirpal Dhaliwal from The Guardian and beyond. As a callow youth I once interviewed Warren G and was astonished to seem him unself-consciously apply hand cream. I have heard the rumours percolating around the biggest names in hip hop - Jay z and LL Cool J have both been [...]

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Glastonbury looks like a real snoozer this year with some rum choices on offer. Look at these horrible pictures! Shakin’ Stevens and James Blunt lead the charge while Jay Z - not an artist famed for live chops - is the headline act. Emily Eavis, daughter of organizer Pete, said it is a “very [...]

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Glasto organizer Emily Eavis has defended her decision to book Jay Z as a headline act after Noel Gallagher said it was a “wrong” wrong wrong. “There is no reason we should not have the greatest living hip hop artist at Glastonbury“, she said, before hinting that Gallagher’s objections could be construed as racist. Whatevs! [...]

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As predicted, Jay Z and Beyonce married at a ceremony on Friday night in Manhattan. Musictoob reported 37 year old Shawn Carter and the 26 year old Beyonce Knowles were set to tie the knot last week. The celebration was held at Jay Z’s volumnious TriBeCa apartment, where partygoers were told to leave their cell [...]

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And Perez Hilton says it is today.

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