Ekaterina Ivanova’s flame-haired granny, Lyudmila Ivanova, 75, has condemned her relationship with ageing rocker, Ronnie Wood calling him a “monstrosity” and an “ugly and disgusting creature”. She has told her granddaughter not to marry Wood at any cost. Talking to the Sun, who actually bothered to go Kazakhstan to procure this thrilling story, Lyudmila [...]

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According to reports, Ronnie Wood’s Russian teen-girlfriend has said she hopes his wife Jo divorces him, so that they can marry. A pal of cocktail waitress Ekaterina said: “She wants to marry him. They’re besotted.” God it must be love. Yeah. It’s definitely got nothing to do with the fact that you are a [...]

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Getting your oats away with a girl barely out of her teens at the age of 61 is sadness personified. It’s like when you see those crumple-trousered men, with nicotine stained hair, stumble into the betting shop at 11 in the morning. Or the pee-stench of the old guy on the bus who tries to [...]

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Being in rehab for sex, drugs and drink addictions is testing for any marriage. Screwing a pouty Russian near-teen as well, is four years in couples counselling at least. If my husband’s behaviour warranted the headline “Eka Keeps Ron’s Pecker Up” (The Sun) I would be searching for Ashton Kutcher or one of Sadie [...]

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