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John Mayer says he has “different chemistry” to Jennifer Anniston. That’s why he nixxed her needy ass

August 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Celebrity

Sick of rumours that he cheated on his ex-girlfriend - and determined to put the record straight about how not-into-getting-a woman-pregnant he is - Us magazine reports John Mayer’s recent rant on the subject of his (very heterosexual) relationship break-up: “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met. She’s one [...]

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This just in: John Mayer “has a big cock.” Making him ungayable.

May 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Celebrity, Uncategorized

Has blogging plus seven years in Manhattan turned Musictoob into a paranoid, untrusting lunatic? It appears to Musictoob and Musictoob alone that ever since Perez Hilton claimed he kissed John Mayer at a New York NYE party in 2007, there have been endless stories about what a phenomenal stud and cocksman the Grammy-approved soft rock [...]

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John Mayer kisses Jennifer Aniston: it doesn’t get any not-gayer than this!

May 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Celebrity, Uncategorized

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are an item: it’s official. How do we know it is official? They were photographed kissing at a showbiz party. Which is as good as taking out an ad in Time Square (but much less expensive). The party was for Aniston’s new move Marley and Me. Publicists for the film [...]

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John Mayer is still not gay

May 12th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Celebrity

The not gayness continues

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John Mayer still not gay

May 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

John Mayer, keen to distance himself from Perez Hilton’s allegation’s of a New Year’s Eve snog between the two men, has been pictured with new girlfriend Jennifer Aniston.

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John Mayer hearts Jennifer Anniston and therefore is not gay, ok?

April 29th, 2008 · No Comments · Celebrity

That appears to be the message his PR is pushing after Perez Hilton claimed he kissed the singer/guitarist with tongues at a New York New Year’s Eve party in 2007. How else can we explain the rash of stories hinting that the gangly musician shagged Jennifer Aniston after a recent lunch.

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