Apparently, Kelly Osbourne and her teenager boyfriend, the model Jake Worrall are to tie the knot. Obviously hacked off that fellow daughter-of-famous-father, Peaches Geldof, has already got in there on the nuptials front, Osbourne is reportedly edging to follow suit. Worrall let the cat out the bag by announcing it on his facebook page, which [...]

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Nylon, the self-regarding magazine for wannabe hipsters, really got led the wrong way up the garden path when they were sold Peaches Geldof as an asset to their credibility. First, the boomtown brat got paired up with equally insincere internet it-girl, Cory Kennedy, to present some ghastly television for Nylon TV and now the Klonopin-crazed [...]

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Does Peaches Geldof have multiple personality disorder yet? I can’t remember if she’s being a rock ’star’ or a model or just a plain old socialite this week. Whatever it is, she’s currently smeared all over the press as per after mouthing off about how getting married to Max Drummey was “nuts” and gloomily predicting [...]

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Sulky Peaches Geldof’s band, This Tawdry Affair, plays London’s Dirty Water Club on Sunday 5th October. The last time she played, her band got completely panned by the press, but Geldof is used to that. If Bob’s forgiven her yet for running off to Vegas and getting hitched, perhaps he’ll give her some tips.

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Peaches is a sulky, stroppy, spoilt, pouty little madam. Last night she turned up for a press call at House of Fraser in Ireland and refused to comply with the photographers or organisers. (Bear in mind she gets paid around £5000 for bestowing her joyful presence at these events). The Mail said this: “The daughter [...]

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Metallica’s Lars Ulrich gives up cocaine with the help of Noel Gallagher

P Diddy ditches his private jet and is forced to travel with the general public thanks to rising fuel prices

Kate Moss gets immortalised in gold

Peaches Geldof lands place at New York University and job at Nylon magazine

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Bob Geldof pictured here knocking back EL vino in Majorca is in mid  “fiery showdown”, with recently wed duaghter Peaches, say reports. He looks pretty rleaxed to me. PEaches, observant readers will note, is nowhere to be seen. If her dad has any sense, he’s locked her up in a cupboard where she won’t be [...]

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