This is a pretty good look. Amy Winehouse has gone a little bit ‘Countryside Alliance’ here, and let’s face it, what with all these modern-day fun-spoilers around, the hunting, shooting, and fishing nuts need all the help they can get. Winehouse is bringing the edgy into rural. The new ‘crack in the country campaign’ is [...]

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Happy days! Amy Winehouse is going back to rehab for the fortieth time this year. She loves that shit. The clinic is like a second home. At the clinic, hot meals and baths and really dreamy prescription drugs appear in front of her. At home she has to survive on a raw food diet of [...]

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Being in rehab for sex, drugs and drink addictions is testing for any marriage. Screwing a pouty Russian near-teen as well, is four years in couples counselling at least. If my husband’s behaviour warranted the headline “Eka Keeps Ron’s Pecker Up” (The Sun) I would be searching for Ashton Kutcher or one of Sadie [...]

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