Rihanna strikes some sort of pricey hooker pose with her magic fishnet butt, which almost makes me remember I have a gym membership. Justin Timberlake screws it up a bit with his Hasselhoffesque Athena poster impression. But who cares? RiRi is completely oblivious to old chiselly-chin and so should you be:

Rihanna and Kanye West get [...]

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Rihanna never quite admitted her thing with Chris Brown. There was a lot of shopping together and prehistoric bondage boots and frolicking on picture-book beaches in exotic bikinis, but they fooled us all. Right? Well, she’s moved on. This is according to Star magazine anyway. At T.I’s concert on October 3rd in Los Angleles, some [...]

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This girl can’t get enough of exotic body wear. If Rihanna’s not running about in neon zoo-print bikinis, she’s inducing nausea in the general public with the rest of her wardrobe. The visuals are weird. The singer is pictured pose-a-thonning her way down LA’s Melrose Avenue today, rocking a disturbing Flintstones-style look. I don’t care [...]

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Charging across Barbados half undressed is not helping Rihanna’s finances any. According to Rihanna’s ex-business (not very good) manager, Patricia Williams, RiRi only has $20,000 to her name. My heart bleeds. Less holidaying, more selling your soul to advertising deals, I suggest.Williams could be full up on sour grapes though as RiRi fired her ass [...]

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Pop singer, Rihanna, has knocked Katy Perry off the top of the US singles charts, after the latter spent seven weeks at number one. How smug is Rihanna right now, wandering around Barbados looking hot in exotically printed bikinis? ‘Disturbia’, taken from the singer’s five million-selling Good Girl Gone Bad album, climbs from three to [...]

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