Pixie Geldof reveals the tattoo in honour of her mother Paula Yates who died of a heroin overdose in 2000. [Daily Mail]

Britney Spears plays secretary/prostitute in her new video for single Womanizer [Daily Mail]

MeatLoaf rambles incoherently, Grace Jones dresses like Darth Vader and Glenn Campbell picks his teeth with a plectrum at the wackiest Q [...]

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Ekaterina Ivanova’s flame-haired granny, Lyudmila Ivanova, 75, has condemned her relationship with ageing rocker, Ronnie Wood calling him a “monstrosity” and an “ugly and disgusting creature”. She has told her granddaughter not to marry Wood at any cost. Talking to the Sun, who actually bothered to go Kazakhstan to procure this thrilling story, Lyudmila [...]

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Ronnie Wood, 61, is pictured here waiting to see his lawyer for a four hour pow wow concerning his lovelife and the financial implications thereof. Mr Wood is determined to continue his perhaps ill-advised affair with Russian teenage waitress Ekaterina. Unfortunately his wife, Jo, does not feel the same way and would prefer it if [...]

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According to reports, Ronnie Wood’s Russian teen-girlfriend has said she hopes his wife Jo divorces him, so that they can marry. A pal of cocktail waitress Ekaterina said: “She wants to marry him. They’re besotted.” God it must be love. Yeah. It’s definitely got nothing to do with the fact that you are a [...]

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What is it with these Rolling Stones and their constant need for young and nubile flesh? Grandad, Mick Jagger, detemined to show Ronnie Wood a thing or two, is reported to be “getting close” to the Sloaney 23 year-old Molly Miller Mundy, a daughter of one of Mick’s aristocratic friends. “I’m thrilled it’s not Paul [...]

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Getting your oats away with a girl barely out of her teens at the age of 61 is sadness personified. It’s like when you see those crumple-trousered men, with nicotine stained hair, stumble into the betting shop at 11 in the morning. Or the pee-stench of the old guy on the bus who tries to [...]

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Ronnie Wood, 61, has done the decent thing and left his wife of 23 years and decided to run off with his 20 year old lover Ekatarina Ivanova. At least that is what she is saying: “Ronnie’s moving on. It’s a fresh start. He’s made the decision. He loves me and he’s LEAVING!” There’s [...]

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