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This just in: Michael Jackson is weird

Hardly news, you’d think, yet this picture of Michael Jackson being pushed around Las Vegas in a wheelchair seems to be exciting the blogosphere. Of course it confirms what we already know: Jackson is not like you or I. Dressed in rasta wig, surgical mask and sunglasses, the singer was presumably hoping to keep a low profile. In attendance were his three children Paris, Prince and, ugh, “Blanket”. Jackson wheeled himself around a book store for two hours before leaving. Enlarge

He is in Las Vegas tryng to land a high paying residency to help him with the large amount of debt he has accrued after his career was destroyed by child sex allegations made against him in 2005. He was cleared of all charges.

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4 Responses to “This just in: Michael Jackson is weird”

1. candy
   at 9:33 am on July 10th, 2008

   First! Wow Michael seems to be up to his old tricks. Don’t he realize that when you wear a disquise and everyone figures out that it’ s you then it’s time to get another disquise. Michael been using that same kind of disquise forever. We all know it’s him. Anyway, whatever. Cute kids though.

2. JK
   at 2:28 pm on July 10th, 2008

   Maybe the mask is depriving him of any oxegyn needed to breathe or the pepsi commercial he did back in the 80’s which made his hair catch on fire did damage to his brain! He’s always been a weird charactor to figure out but so handsome and cute when younger-what happened?

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   at 12:31 pm on December 16th, 2008

   [...] Jackson continues to displace his creative energy into elaborate disguises to help him elude the press. Last week he opted for the Zorro look, spicing it up with a turquoise [...]

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   at 10:15 am on December 22nd, 2008

   [...] up like a cross between Zorro and a B movie extra. According to his biographer, Ian Helperin, Jackson is purportedly suffering from ‘alpha-1 anti-trypsin deficiency’, in which sufferers lack [...]

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